There's No Satisfying A Woman

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are
without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it
works.

"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide
since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:
"All the men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh
and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it
long and thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends
continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men
here have it short and thick."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still
two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here
have it long and thick." The women get all excited and are
going in when they realize that there is still one floor left.
Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth
floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
please a woman."