Saturday, April 11, 2009

Amish And An Elevator

An Amish boy and his father visited a mall one day and were intrigued by many of the strange things they saw...Especially the two silver doors that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked "What is that father?"

The father responded, "Son, I do not know, I have never seen anything like that in my life."

While they watched in amazement, a very homely old lady hobbled up to the silver walls and pushed the button. The walls opened and she went into the small room and the doors closed.

They watched the little circular numbers light-up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light up in the reverse order.

Finally, the silver walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 25-year old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son...."go get your mother."

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