The Two Stoners And The Judge

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time." "I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were back in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." Said the first young MAN. The Judge smiled and said, "17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?" The first young MAN held up a card and said, "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:

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"...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable!" said the judge. "The case against you is dismissed."

To the second young MAN the judge said, "And son, how did you do?" The second boy perked up and said, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever".

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?" The judge questioned.

The second young MAN held up his card, and said, "Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles...

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"...and said (pointing to the small circle) 'this is your asshole before prison..."