Friday, November 13, 2009

Drunk Dude Dance At The Mini-Mart

This one is funny and sad at the same time.

This one beg's so many questions such as:

"How the hell did he arrive at the store?" Did a space ship hover by the gas pumps and burp him out? Seriously, how did he get to the store? It would have taken an hour or more to walk from a bar next door in the condition he was in. And if he was driven there, why didn't the driver come in and make the purchase?

"How the hell did he make it through the front door without anyone in the store not noticing his wobbly pinball entrance?" There was no clerk behind the counter to watch those near the register?


"Does he look homeless?" Naw, he's reasonably dressed. And he's not a dirtbag reaching for the Natty Ice.  He's going for the higher priced stuff.

The attempted yoga moves on the floor in front of the coolers are cartoonish, and make me laugh out loud. But by the end of the video, I'm feeling sorry for the guy, hoping he can snap out of his stupor. How is it he never just passed out?


p.s. The attempted exit is priceless.

1 comment:

  1. Dude, you need to start categorizing all this great stuff you're putting up here.

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