Joke: The Blind Man In A Lesbian Bar

 A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He find his way to a barstool and orders a drink. 

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, 

"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?" 

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things . . . 

One: The bartender is a blonde woman. 

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman. 

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer. 

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. 

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, with a very bad attitude! 

Now, think about it seriously, mister. 

Do you still want to tell that joke?" 

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says: "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"