Two Texans were seated at a bar when a woman seated a few stools down started to choke on a piece of hamburger. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One said to the other, "that there gal is having a bad time!"
The other agreed and said, "do you think we should go help?" "
You bet," said the first and with that he ran over and asked, "Can you breathe?" She shook her head no. He said, " can you speak?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt.
She was so shocked, he coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great
relief.
Back to his friend, the first Texan said, "Funny how that hind lick maneuver always works."
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