Oldies but Goodies: Best of Headlines from 2002

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

........and best of all........

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

5 Office Pranks

Neil Tyson on UFOs and the Argument from Ignorance

St. Peter And The Man Knocking On Heaven's Door

There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man
is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when
the man disappears.

A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter gets the door,
sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man disappears
once again.

A few minutes later, another knock. Once again St. Peter opens
the door and sees the same man.

"Hey, are you playing games with me?" St. Peter calls after him.

"No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "They're trying
to resuscitate me."

Fox News Groupie's Sign . . . Got Infromed?

Google Opt Out Feature Allows Users To Move To Remote Village To Protect Privacy

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

Is Sarah Palin Moonlighting At Fox News As A Geographer?

A poster on Twitter Pics, stefanoscalia, took this screenshot from a Fox News broadcast on July 27, 2009 and posted it immediately to Twitter @ 1:01 PM.

Perhaps Sarah Palin is the new Geographer-in-Chief at Fox?

Guys, If Your Right Arm Is More Toned Than Your Left, We Know What You've Been Doing

Captain of the Enterprise Locks Into Palin's Muse

Letterman: Top 10 Things Overheard At Sarah Palin's Going Away Party