Why Do They Call It Pussy?

Or, More Specifically, Someone With The Morals Of Newt Gingrich

Asking The Lord's Forgiveness

One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed
forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church.
She got up in front of the congregation and
stated, "Last week, I slept with a young soldier who
picked me up at a bar and now I ask the Lord's
forgiveness."

"Hallelujah!", cried the congregation.

She continued, "Two days ago, I slept with a young
sailor, but now I ask the Lord's forgiveness."

"Hallelujah!", cried the congregation again.

"But tonight, because I have come here and done my
penance, I will sleep with the Lord," she finished.

But before the congregation could respond, an old
drunk in the back yelled out in a clear voice, "That's
right momma, f*ck 'em all."