An ad found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section. This is good! I reckon this bloke should have got a few replies simply for taking the time to think of this!
Wanted: A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested?
Call me at......
