Showing posts with label Wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wife. Show all posts
Monday, February 6, 2012
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Thursday, November 25, 2010
Always Wear Long Pants To The Store
From the Sydney Morning Herald, Australia comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Where Do Men Go When They Are In The Doghouse?
Where do men go when they are in the dog house because of something stupid they did to their wives or girlfriends?
Monday, June 29, 2009
Mistaken Intentions
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and
tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the
man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her
neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband
made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck
and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to
have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do
don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!"
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says,
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a
woman in years & he wasn't kissing my neck ..... he was whispering in my
ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline
in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you."
his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and
tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the
man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.
He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her
neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband
made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck
and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to
have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do
don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!"
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says,
"Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a
woman in years & he wasn't kissing my neck ..... he was whispering in my
ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline
in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you."
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