Showing posts with label Naked Woman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naked Woman. Show all posts

Monday, December 6, 2010

Australian Personal Ad


An ad found in the Australian Canberra Times, Personals Section. This is good! I reckon this bloke should have got a few replies simply for taking the time to think of this!

Wanted: A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested?
Call me at......

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Feel Like A Woman


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One womanin particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He is gorgeous. Tall, built, long, flowing black hair and jet blackeyes. He walks slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt....

............one button at a time.

............No one moves.

............He removes his shirt.

............Muscles ripple across his chest,

as he reaches her, extending the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman;

............he whispers:



..........."Iron this."